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Posted 2 weeks ago

yeezus-fish:

when a stupid slut asks if there’s going to be a swimming pool
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Posted 2 weeks ago

Oh my fucking god I was in line earlier and the cashier was having troubles with her computer so the wait was pretty long. 

A woman behind me asked in that typical annoying entitled-customer voice, “What’s taking so loOoonngGggg?” 

Okay fine be an impatient dick whatever as long as you’re keeping it to (mostly) yourself.

But the guy next to me says “What is she doing, a three dimensional calculus problem?” *chuckles* 

LOL wow that was really clever ur so smart haha ! !

Uhhhhh I’ve taken calc 3 and worked retail

And I would say the latter is easily more mentally draining because I had to deal with shitstains like that on the daily

Posted 2 weeks ago

aseaofquotes:

Andrea Cremer/David Levithan, Invisibility

Posted 2 weeks ago

70sscifiart:

Here’s a bigger copy of that NASA piece, which was done by Roy Scarfo.

Posted 2 weeks ago
Be young. Be dope. Be Proud.
The Declaration of Independence (1776)

(Source: merricats)

Posted 2 weeks ago
Le monde est grand, mais en nous
Il est profonde comme la mer.

The world is large, but in us
it is as deep as the sea.
Rainer Maria Rilke, opening quote to Gaston Bachelard’s Intimate Immensity, in The Poetics of Space (via splitterherzen)

(Source: rozenstruikjes)

Posted 2 weeks ago
Posted 2 weeks ago

ayyyebrows:

teacakes:

OH, DAMN… IT’S NOTHING! IT’S STUPID! YOU KNOW THOSE BLACK SHOES? I TOLD YOU IT WAS STUPID. I BOUGHT THIS BLACK DRESS TO GO WITH THOSE BLACK SHOES, WHICH I FORGOT TO PACK. I HAVE 6 OTHER PAIR OF SHOES, 2 OF WHICH ARE RUNNING SHOES IN CASE YOU’RE UP FOR A LITTLE GAME LATER. AND NOW I’M DOUBLY SCREWED BECAUSE I HAVE 2 BLACK DRESSES AND NO BLACK SHOES. I KNOW WHAT YOU’RE THINKING, “WHO CARES WHAT COLOR SHOES SHE’S WEARING?” BUT BELIEVE ME, WOMEN NOTICE.

honey you got a big storm comin

(Source: dumbegg)

Posted 2 weeks ago

I’m in the shoprite parking lot right now. To the left of me is a very excited, sassy old man speaking on his phone and to the right of me is an abandoned grocery cart filled with food and an empty baby carrier.

Is this purgatory. What have I stumbled upon?????