Posted 1 day ago
Posted 1 day ago

garbashians:

when someone makes a joke about one of ur insecurities

Posted 3 days ago
  1. daedalus: icarus, whatever you do, dont fly too close to the sun
  2. icarus:
  3. icarus: im gonna fuck the sun
Posted 3 days ago

i want to start an all-positive conspiracy theory movement. chemtrails promote healthy bones. the moon landing was faked to give people something to believe in. the reptilians only wear skin suits to avoid startling people.

turning0nthelatheofheaven:

poison-liker:

a softer new world order

Follow for more soft illuminati

Posted 4 days ago

no:

Porn is Too much. Someone could’ve eaten those apples, but instead you put them all in your Asshole? Who will eat them now? I won’t

Posted 4 days ago

constant—-headache:

festivalofmusic:

Get Lucky (Daft Punk Cover) - Daughter

Posted 5 days ago
AUGHGUHGUUUWUHUWUGH LIPSICK? IN MY VALENTINO WHITE BAG!?
Posted 5 days ago

constant—-headache:

GOING TO JOYCE MANOR ON SEPTEMBER 15. HELL FUCKING YEAH

yaaaaS

Posted 6 days ago

1jumpgc:

Just in case it’s not raining where you live, here’s the regular version too.

Never thought I’d feel nostalgia towards Animal Crossing : (

Also need to play New Leaf soon… .

Posted 6 days ago

nofaddano:

sciencehonky:

iwishihadafather:

this is internet gold

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